23 September 2005

Overheard in Central Park

Horse-drawn carriage driver, to the tourists he's driving through the park: "This rock is full of Manhattan shit; it's the hardest rock there is."

I can't wait until the tourists go back to wherever they came from and start spreading that around.


Blogger Pedestrian Rage said...

I love this! We even have tough shit here. (He meant "schist," I think. As in, Holy Schist!)

2:14 PM  

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